A lot has happened this past week- got an account on twitter, follow me @HousewivesTalk. I asked Dirty D about being fired and the brewing custody battle for Jillian, she told me it's "all fiction" but who can believe majority of what she says?
Even though this blog is for D.C. I can't pretend like Jersey isn't rediculous this season, one of my tweeps @SimpleLifeLina has a great sneak peek of the reunion on her blog, check it out at: http://goo.gl/b/bdSV
those ladies are crazy and I love it! Dirty D always says the guilty run, looks like she walks off a couple times!
Anyway... lets get back to the bitch-tric.
Mary is so adorable I am finding it hard to say anything negative about her (and that usually comes very easily for me). As I have said in the past, she is falling into the Lisa supermom role and I think she has been that for a while now. She stated in her blog at bravotv.com that she was sick at Paul's party which explains why we didn't see her much.
I loved the scene with her and her daughter talking about "sexting," I totally cringed when that little babydoll said something with "sex" in it. Although what is she doing in public school? I totally thought everyone was in private school with the Obama girls. Lets be honest, private schools aren't so much sexting as they are sex-ing, believe me, I was in a uniform until college. But I'll plead the fifth like Meghan, I only knew of people doing that.
Mary is very disarming, much like Bethenney felt with Alex circa season 1 of NY, lots of people feel like they can tell her anything. So it came as no surprise that Paul confided in her regarding the SalaHEEE issue. Mary will never choose a side but I think she knew there was nothing she could say to defend Michaele and Tareq. This is made even more evident when she is chatting with her gays getting her hair done and they let her know that Tareq "hoped everyone was enjoying the party because he spent a lot of money on it," and while fighting back laughing, begged them to get back to chatting about her hair.
And Tareq- what money? Monopoly money? More on that later..
Stacie and Jason warm my heart. How cute is Jason? He curses and I love it! I asked Stacie on twitter if her friends' wine, Sugarleaf was sold nation wide, as I am always looking for new wines, and she told me it is! So I will be searching for that at my local Total Wine. Her brother in law is very gifted, I have to admit, I was bobbin my head and tip tappin my toe. I wasn't quite on the level of Michaele.. but she's got a lot of energy.. right? All hopped up on energy. Overall, Beat Assailant (B.A.) is very much B.A. (bad ass).
I thought it was really great that Stacie opened up about being adopted and the tribulations she faced in finding her mother and her mother not wanting to help her find her father. But to tell Michaele? I felt like Michaele was probably wondering what adoption meant and how to ask Stacie to sign a contract stating she won't be paying for anything.
Stacie says she opened up to Michaele because she saw a different side of her when she was away from Tareq, thats totally not a bad sign, that people see a better side of you when you are away from your husband. That's what I want in a husband, someone who is so insanely annoying and rude that people actually want to cannonize me when he is not around. Stacie made a reference to Michaele being know as "Missy" back in the day and Lynda made a reference to Michaele changing the way she pronounced her name. Hmm.. I think Tareq and Tom Cruise would get along great!
Let me say that I am totally Team Lynda. I love her, I love that she is 5 foot nothin' 100 nothin' and talks like shes twice her size. I honestly would not want to get on her bad side, so I hope she's not too made at me for my previous comments regarding her face. Woops.
I think Lynda was totally validated this episode when Paul called Mary regarding the SalaHEEs and when Charlotte and Paul talked about the "contract incident." She tried to tell us they are no good, she warned us that they don't keep up their end of the deal. Maybe she received a call similar to Charlotte regarding that infamous Polo Match in 2008. Lynda totally gets the last laugh. Or maybe the last condescending smirk that she loves to give and that I imitated for 45 minutes in the mirror after last episode. She pulls it off so well, I look like I'm fighting off a stroke.
There are certain people in the world that just make you wonder how they get around, how they get ready in the morning, how they get to places on time, how they make coherent statements, enter- MISTA SALAHEEEE, what the fuck? I mean what is there to say about this couple, we are not even a third into the season and I already can't stand her OR him. She lives right next to Kelly Bensimon in lala land with her horse Sparkle. I mean enough with the limos already. Enough with pretending you can jet set to Paris whenever you want, it's all for the cameras. C'mon, it's not like this is the first season of the housewives, this ain't our first time at the rodeo, us viewers see right through your bullshit and we know when people are trying really hard to be wealthy (i.e. Lynn, Kim, Dirty D, and Silex). Did you really think you could get away with not having to pay for anything at the party? Did you really think the girls wouldn't talk? Maybe we don't go to Paris and instead we pay for our friends birthday party?
Michaele said that she was one co-host of four, the other three being as follows: Erica Guiterrez (the friend of Stacie's at the dinner party in episode one, and who made the soul sister comment that set Cat off), Mary Barth (she was actually close to being cast on the show, she is a prominent socialite in the D.C. area), and Charlotte Reid (homegirl in need of a weave, and Paul's PR lady). Michaele says that since she was one of three co-hosts that she didn't think she should be solely responsible to pick up the tab, and had her lawyers get involved so her and her husband wouldn't be "used." Used by someone you consider your good friend? I don't know if she was trying to defend what she did, but it's not working.
Michaele goes on to say that her and Tareq donated thousands of dollars worth of wine and champagne. I don't think these two will every admit they were wrong, even with all the proof thrown in their face- you can lead a person to the barrel full of grapes, but ya can't make them stomp.
We all were wondering why Cat was being such a bitch lately. Well now we all know: divorce. Yes. Her and her childhood sweetheart whom she left the UK to be with are headed on down to splitzville. Sources actually state that during the filming of episode one where Cat is showing off Charles' picture of the VP Joe Biden, is when their marriage was on the decline, and the couple actually split before the show even aired. Cat says in her blog that is it very hard for her to watch the episode and see the love she once had for her husband.
A reliable source states:
When reality TV entered her life, Ommanney was both extremely new to her marriage and extremely new to Washington. Few in D.C. cocktail culture had heard of the blond, British mother of two when her name surfaced in connection with the show’s taping last year. And it was only in the summer of 2008 that she wed the prizewinning photojournalist, after a brief courtship in England, and followed him to the States
At this point, I'm tired of the race card. No one has an ounce of racism in them on the show. Especially not Cat. But there is one thing everyone does have, and thats an attitude.
I'm sorry, did I see my precious Mary crying because of Michaele? I guess we have to watch what happens!
Now lets head north to Jersey tonight, shall we?
Until next week, bitches!
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